Volunteer Information Page - Abandoned Amusement Park of Despair

Help us keep the park from completely falling apart!

We're a non-profit organization dedicated to preserving the decaying dreams of our founders. Our park may be a crumbling ruin, but with your help, we can still make it a fun place to be! Volunteer to help us maintain the park's rusty rollercoaster, its leaky water rides, and its still-working-but-creepy funhouse mirror.

Volunteer opportunities include:

• Rusting away at the old merry-go-round, ensuring the paint doesn't flake off entirely.
• Helping to unclog the log flume, because who doesn't love getting stuck in a 20-foot-deep pit of water?
• Maintaining the park's impressive collection of broken vending machines, each one a potential hazard waiting to happen.

Apply to be a volunteer today and join our team of passionate, slightly unhinged individuals!